K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
