He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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