so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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