that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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