Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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