I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Someone signed my nipple.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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