last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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