Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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