think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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