do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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