College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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