He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My life is pants optional.
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