We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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