If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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