I must be too annoying 4 u.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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