how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Randomize
