talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
No subtext here. People are naked.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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