then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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