And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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