For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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