Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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