I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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