just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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