she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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