i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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