windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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