what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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