Small penises have feelings too.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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