Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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