She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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