Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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