He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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