Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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