those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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