I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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