I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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