some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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