Your dad touched me again.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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