who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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