As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
