wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I need water and some morals
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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