Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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