I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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