Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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