she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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