Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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