Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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