You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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