We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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