Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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