Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She even gives head with a lisp.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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