what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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