Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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