what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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