I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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